ROBINHOOD CHAIN // PEST CONTROL FAILURE

INFESTATION
DETECTED

0% CONTAINMENT FAILED

S SWATZ
INFESTED

CASE #3333 // DO NOT SPRAY

SWATZ

THE BUGS
YOU CAN’T DELETE.

3,333 mutant bugs escaped the lab and crawled onto Robinhood Chain. They stole the clothes. They kept the attitude.

MEET THE SWARM ↓
SUPPLY
3,333
CHAIN
ROBINHOOD
PRICE
TBA
STATUS
LOOSE
Pink-haired mutant SWATZ character #0143
SWATZ character wearing top hat and pixel sunglasses #0090
SWATZ character wearing a green bucket hat #0051
100%
UNTRAINED

LIVE SPECIMENS

MEET THE
SWARM.

Every SWAT is built from questionable mutations, stolen outfits and a total lack of survival instinct.

SWATZ specimen 35
SWAT #0035Pizza Parasite
SWATZ specimen 57
SWAT #0057Street Larva
SWATZ specimen 84
SWAT #0084Pink Mutation
SWATZ specimen 108
SWAT #0108Biohazard Deluxe
SWATZ specimen 191
SWAT #0191Holy Pest
SWATZ specimen 249
SWAT #0249Apple Vision Bug
LAB
FAILED

ORIGIN REPORT // REDACTED

THEY WEREN’T
CREATED.

They appeared after someone left the lab door open.

Now 3,333 SWATZ are crawling across Robinhood Chain, wearing stolen clothes and pretending to be normal.

DO NOT FEED. DO NOT FOLLOW. DO NOT ASK ABOUT THE PIZZA.

SWATZ in a suit SWATZ with pizza parasite Angelic SWATZ CASE FILES // 160 — 213 — 230

MUTATION INDEX

TRAIT
LAB.

Tap a contaminated sample. The lab denies responsibility for anything that crawls out.

MUTATION/H-04LIVE SAMPLE
Selected SWATZ trait sample
BUCKET HEAD Protects against absolutely nothing.

CONTAMINATION LEVEL

74%

PEST CONTROL SIMULATOR

CAN THEY
BE STOPPED?

Probably not. But you can pretend. Hit as many bugs as possible before the timer runs out.

SWATS 00 TIME 15 BEST 00

PRESS START.
TRY NOT TO MISS.

PEST CONTROL REPORTCASE: SWATZ-3333STATUS: OUT OF CONTROL
WHAT ARE SWATZ?+

SWATZ are 3,333 hand-drawn mutant bugs living on Robinhood Chain. Each one combines a base pest with different eyes, expressions, outfits, head mutations and questionable accessories.

HOW MANY ESCAPED?+

Exactly 3,333. The official lab report says zero remain contained. The unofficial report says one is currently behind you.

WHERE DO I MINT?+

Use the official mint button on this website. Always verify the collection link through the official SWATZ X account before connecting your wallet.

WHY ROBINHOOD CHAIN?+

Fast settlement, low friction and a growing onchain ecosystem. Also, the bugs already chewed through the bridge controls.

CAN THEY BE STOPPED?+

No. You can mint one, contain it in your wallet and hope it behaves. That is the full extent of our pest-control strategy.

FINAL WARNING

DON’T OPEN
THE BIN.

We counted 3,333. Then somebody clicked this.

YOU MADE IT WORSE.